All Time Record: 41-81 (.336)

Regular Season Record: 40-77 (.342)

• vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 2-15

• vs. Mile High Salute: 6-11

• vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 8-9

• vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 7-10

• vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 4-8

• vs. Shut Up JD: 0-3

• vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 1-11

• vs. Gluten Free Tastebuds: 10-7

• vs. Boner Jamz '09: 2-2

Playoff Record: 1-4 (.200)

​Playoff Bye Weeks: 0

Career PPG: 125.20

Championships: 0

​2nd Place Finishes: 0

Toilet Bowl Championships: 2021, 2023

IBC: 2017 - 2020

Pants Are Optional Host: 2021 - current

2016: 6-6 (1,348 points) (5th Place)

2017: 4-8 (1,260 points) (7th Place)

2018: 2-10 (1,416 points) (7th Place)

2019: 6-6 (1,612 points) (5th Place)

2020: 4-9 (1,585.76 points) (7th Place)

2021: 3-11 (1,778.92 points) (8th Place)

2022: 5-9 (1,774.40 points) ​(5th Place)

2023: 4-10 (1,858.80 points) ​(8th Place)

2024: 6-8 (2,034.22 points) (3rd Place)