All Time Record: 47-89 (.346)

Regular Season Record: 46-85 (.351)

• vs. Roll Tide Red Chairs: 2-17

• vs. Mile High Salute: 7-12

• vs. DCR Bud Right Rimes: 9-10

• vs. CDN GF Gorillas: 8-11

• vs. Heinz Ketchup Handcuffs: 4-8

• vs. Shut Up JD: 0-3

• vs. Bill Pickles Tap Room: 1-13

• vs. Gluten Free Tastebuds: 12-7

• vs. Boner Jamz '09: 3-3

Playoff Record: 1-4 (.200)

​Playoff Bye Weeks: 0

Career PPG: 127.40

Championships: 0

​2nd Place Finishes: 0

Toilet Bowl Championships: 2021, 2023, 2025

IBC: 2017 - 2020

Pants Are Optional Host: 2021 - current

2016: 6-6 (1,348 points) (5th Place)

2017: 4-8 (1,260 points) (7th Place)

2018: 2-10 (1,416 points) (7th Place)

2019: 6-6 (1,612 points) (5th Place)

2020: 4-9 (1,585.76 points) (7th Place)

2021: 3-11 (1,778.92 points) (8th Place)

2022: 5-9 (1,774.40 points) ​(5th Place)

2023: 4-10 (1,858.80 points) ​(8th Place)

2024: 6-8 (2,034.22 points) (3rd Place)

2025: 6-8 (2,020.80 points) (8th Place)